Claudia: You know, girls that call other girls slags have a ninety-percent higher chance of contracting sexually transmitted diseases themselves. Kalysta: Really? Claudia: No. But it would've been nice if it were true.
Claudia: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Claudia: Actually, I am on my period. Menstruation, it happens to about, oh, fifty percent of the magical population. Perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of, right, professor?
Claudia: You can't buy happiness. But you can buy chocoballs. And that's... sort of the same thing.